So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have, I ask: “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.
h is a little chair
humans are hot creatures. 10/10 would bang
Why does this little baby have a full ass face tho?! She gon be takin errbody man by the age of 5!
She’s so beautiful !!!Aww
her little smirk lol
LOL THIS BABY IS SOOOOOO FUCKING FABULOUS
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
lifehack: set your house on fire just do it just fucking do it burn it all down
Or you can do what I do and microwave the ice cream for like 10 seconds…
doing good on a test you didnt study for
Clearly it wasn’t an English test.
you must be fun at parties
The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?
YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN
I want to sit with someone at 3 am and talk. Like really talk. I want you to tell me what keeps you up at night, that dream you keep having, what certain songs make you feel like, what you think happens after death. Talk to me about your family and your dreams.